Today, Jezebel informs that an EIGHT YEAR OLD child has made Star’s worst beach bodies. Then Vagenda tweeted out this image from The Times:
The Times has actually published a piece on the exact mathematical formula for the “perfect breast”.
So, I want a yurt. Preferably one with indoor plumbing and central heating but no where near the kind of assholes who think that it’s acceptable to publish either of these stories.